31 Funny Housewarming Gifts New Homeowners Actually Want

You are invited to a housewarming party, but you have no idea what to bring along for the new homeowners? Should you buy something practical or funny? Why not combine two characteristics into one and buy a practical-and-funny present? Nothing is as good as a gift that makes people crack a smile whenever seeing it. Pick one here in the list of funny housewarming gifts!

The Best Funny Housewarming Gift Ideas

16-Color Toilet Night Light

Topping today’s list is a toilet LED light that lights up the toilet bowl at night at five different levels of brightness. Guess who is the most excited about this gadget? Yes, definitely the children. They will not be afraid of going to the toilet at midnight alone like before.

Want to know the best part? This toilet light is USB rechargeable, so it saves lots of hassles on buying and replacing batteries. A single charge lasts up to 2 months.

Would Poop Here Again Sign

This is a funny idea for bathroom decoration. The sign has a funny quote on it, ‘Would poop here again’, along with four and a half golden-yellow stars. It looks great in any setting, and most importantly, it will make your family and friends giggle at first sight.

The decorative sign is ready to hang on your wall or display on your bathroom shelf.

Bathroom Decor Box with Funny Sayings

If you like something funny and useful at the same time, this bathroom box is ideal. It is a wooden box with two hilarious sayings on each long side: HELLO SWEET CHEEKS and NICE BUTT. Two quotes = double the fun!

You can use the box to hold bathroom supplies like shampoo, shower gel, toilet paper, etc. Both the painted letters and the box itself can withstand humid conditions, so rest assured that they can last a long time.

To top all the goodies off, the manufacturer will replace or refund your purchase if you are not completely satisfied when using their product (not likely to happen, though!).

Wash n’ Roar T-Rex Shower Head

How about taking a Dino bath? To some, it is scary but thrilling at the same time. If you want to have such an experience in the bathroom, buy this showerhead, which is molded like a real T-rex dinosaur skull head. It will add a Jurassic touch to shower time that kids of all ages love. That’s great if your friends do have children.

And it isn’t for decoration purposes only. The uniquely-shaped showerhead saves a lot of water without sacrificing performance. Even if you don’t like the idea of having a dinosaur skull in the bathroom, you may want to buy such a water-efficient item.

Shark Attack Bathroom Toilet Paper Holder

Another product of Design Toscano! This time, it is a toilet paper holder designed in the shape of a lifelike shark. It looks amazing with a lot of detail intended for making the fish as real as possible.

There is no need to say more about the quality of Design Toscano products. They are all really sturdy and perfect for shark lovers.

Cat Butt Tissue Holder

For cat lovers, they just want to fill their houses with the image of this little furry pet. So if your friend is one of them, let’s buy him or her this cutest tissue holder. It is shaped exactly like a cat, and you are supposed to take the tissue from its butt.

You see, this design is so funny for a housewarming gift idea! Not only cat lovers but anyone invited to the house will definitely chuckle when seeing this hilarious tissue holder.

Funny aspects aside, this thing delivers excellence as a tissue holder. It is durable and easy to clean thanks to the molded resin material.

Skullduggery Skeleton Decor Toilet Bowl Brush Set

Another thing for skull lovers!  If you are going to visit an adventurous new homeowner, let’s gift him this skullduggery skeleton set of toilet brush.

You will get a brush and a holder, both of which have the gruesome look of skeleton statues. They are supposed to lend you an extra hand in cleaning the toilet bowl with much ease. And aside from the core purpose, these statues add humor to the bathroom settings for men, women, and especially kids.

Will the skull last long? Of course, it lasts as long as a real skull (warning: exaggeration) with proper maintenance. This is thanks to the durable materials of real crushed stone and resin.

Tic Tac Toe Tissue Roll Storage Organizer

Isn’t it convenient to store a lot of tissue rolls in the toilet? You no longer have to about running out of toilet paper after doing your business like before. Instead, just put four or five rolls on this storage rack.

On empty caddy shelves, you can put books, small plants, or other decorations. Remember that this shelf has a tic tac toe design, so organize the stuff so that it looks like you are playing a match of tic tac toe. That will surely add an eye-catching effect to your bathroom.

In terms of quality, the thing is solid and strong, featuring beautiful natural texture. You need to assemble the rack on your own, but don’t worry, it is pretty easy to set up.

A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Prop Replica

Let’s move out of the bathroom into the bedroom! This time, it is a normal desk lamp… But wait, take a close look. To be exact, it is the iconic leg lamp that you must have seen at least once if you watched Christmas Story before.

It is not just a replica to trick the money out of Christmas Story fans. Actually, this lamp is great and sturdy. It has a polished look and gives beautiful yellow light shade. More importantly, the laughter this lamp brings to the family is priceless.

Dragon Garden Statue

This dragon statue appears 100% real and when put in the lawn, it looks like a dragon guarding your castle. For dragon lovers, this is really a clever gift.

The dragon does not come in one but three pieces, namely the head, the body, and the tail. This design is intentional: you will feel like the dragon is swimming your flower beds when you lay it down.

A brilliant idea! This lawn ornament is a product by Design Toscano – a trusted brand in the industry. You can rest assured about its quality then.

Funny Bath Towel

A towel as a housewarming gift? It is a bit too boring an idea? Not at all if it is a personalized bath towel. When you buy this product, you can tell the manufacturer your friend’s name so that it is embroidered on the towel. A set of two is also available for wedding and anniversary gifts.

You will surely be surprised by the good quality of these towels. In particular, they are thick, warm, and soft.

Burritos Blanket

The new homeowner is a foodie who loves burritos? Then search no further, this burrito blanket is a go-to housewarming gift idea.

It is incredibly soft and warm. Imagine wrapping yourself up inside the blanket on a crisp night to watch some movies with your loved ones. Isn’t it perfect?

This pretty blanket is available for many uses, from a sofa blanket, travel blanket to camping blanket, and bed blanket. There are a lot of patterns for you to choose from (6, to be exact), all of which are cute. Wrap this blanket on and you will look like a giant burrito.

Wine Cork and Beer Cap Holder

This is a unique gift idea for alcoholics: a stunning box to hold corks and caps. It offers a stylish way to display your collection of beer caps and wine corks.

Aside from the gorgeously black wood case, you also receive a magnetic bottle opener and corkscrew in the purchase. Both tools stay are magnetically attached at the sides of the box so you will never have trouble finding one again.

Funny Coasters

A perfect gift for someone with a sense of humor. These coasters are sure to make your guests laugh with funny quotes like ‘portable drink charger’. There are six phrases in total, which will certainly manage to crack anyone up.

Of course, these items are not recommended for only being funny. In fact, it is the quality that gets them to the list.

The coasters are made of ceramic, which naturally absorbs moisture as the water drips down your cups. They will get wet, but the anti-slip finish guarantees to keep your cups firmly in place. At the bottom of each coaster, there is a thin cork to avoid scratches.

Stormtrooper Whiskey Decanter Set

When your friends open this gift, they will undoubtedly be impressed with the design of this whiskey decanter set, including a whiskey bottle and two glasses. A Stormtrooper helmet element is adopted, but it only appears obviously after being filled with liquid. Under the light, the whole set looks absolutely stunning!

This set does not fail your expectations in terms of quality. Crafted out of borosilicate glass, each item is durable, heat-resistant, and lead-free. It is definitely worth your money.

Captain America Shield Cutting Board

Have more fun in the kitchen with this Captain America shield cutting board. Again, it makes a wonderful present if the new homeowner you are going to visit is a Marvel fan.

Don’t worry about the quality! The thing is as strong as a real shield of Captain America. It features a tempered glass surface that is resistant to odor and stain, thereby making cleanup a breeze. On the bottom, there is a non-slip rubber foot to improve the overall ease of use.

Its excellent quality is further complemented by the stunning design. The Captain America board looks shiny and will surely spice up the whole kitchen.

Iron Man Bottle Opener

Housewarming gifts don’t need to be something big and impressive. Your friends will love anything useful that can meet their needs. For example, if the homeowners often drink beer and wine, they would love to receive a funny-looking yet strong bottle opener.

How about this Iron Man bottle opener? Its design resembles a hand, which is based on the Iron Man character in the epic Marvel movie. It even makes a better gift if your friends are a fan of Marvel!

This bottle opener is as strong as Iron Man himself. You can use it to open soda, pop, beer, and more with little elbow grease.

Batman Candy Holder and Bowl

Marvel merchandise will never go out of style, but what if your friends love DC? Then take a look at this Batman candy holder. It is an officially licensed figure of Batman.

At first sight, this mini Batman looks cute and hilarious at the same time. Who thinks the mighty dark knight will stand on your table and hold your candies one day? And not just candies, you can let him hold business cards, party favors, etc.

Rubie’s candy bowl holders are available in a wide range of characters, for example, Infinity gauntlet, Black Panther, and so on.

Wine Bottle Puzzle

This doubles as a wine holder and puzzle game for adults, particularly wine lovers. Before getting to drink the wine bottle, the recipient must solve a fun puzzle. It requires only a bit of brain work, but the ultimate goal is to add more fun to the atmosphere.

Funny Doormat

Doormat is the first thing one sees when stepping into a house. Having a funny doormat will make any guests to your house feel pleased and glad. This ‘Doorbell broken’ item is an example. It says, ‘Doorbell broken. Yell ‘ding dong’ really loud.’

The only thing annoying about this doormat is people actually think the doorbell is broken and yell at the door! Otherwise, it is well-built with nice colors, and will surely bring more laughter to a new house.

Kick Monarch Folding Foosball Table

Do your friends love football or foosball table in particular? If yes, this folding foosball table makes an excellent housewarming present. It is affordable yet quality, and most notably, it offers relaxing moments and brings family members close to each other.

No one would be disappointed with such a gift! This foosball table comes in medium wood grain, which will complement any decor that comes your way. What makes it unique is the fold-up feature, allowing you to fold up and store the table upright. This helps save a lot of space, especially if your friend’s new house or apartment is relatively small. And to further improve your experience, the manufacturer KICK backed this product with a lifetime warranty.

Boyfriend Pillow

What if your friend is single and she is going to live alone in the new apartment? If so, she will wish to have this boyfriend body pillow at home. It comes with an extended arm, which gives a warm, wonderful embrace that no one ever wants to escape.

This pillow is far more than just cute and comfy. Sometimes, it offers you a better hug a boyfriend does. To be more specific, the virtual hug is long-lasting; it will not fall apart or disintegrate after a few uses like cheaply-made pillows on the market. Plus, the comfort is ultimate.

In addition, the virtual boyfriend is healthful and beneficial as well. Real boyfriends may make you cry, but this pillow will not. It is feather-free and does not trigger or aggravate allergies. Meanwhile, the ultra-soft cover does not itch or irritate your skin.

Apollo Tools Household Tool Kit

A basic tool kit comes in handy in any everyday situation, from hanging pictures in a new home to set up a TV stand in a room. That is not to mention emergency cases. How about buying this cute household tool kit as a housewarming gift?

It includes everything useful for household and DIY tasks such as a cordless screwdriver, a claw hammer, an adjustable wrench, long nose pliers, as well as precision screwdrivers. There are additional accessories, including a putty knife and a 100-piece wall hanging kit. All tools are packed in a sturdy case that keeps them organized and easy to find wherever you need.

In contrast to the pretty pink color, all the tools are strong and durable. They are drop forged for strength and chrome plated for resistance to corrosion. You can rest assured that the tool kit will last a lifetime under normal use.

Blue Q Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt

Let this cute-looking yet savage oven mitt protect your hands in the kitchen. It is made out of 100% cotton, thereby being super-insulated against heat. You can always lift a hot sheet pan from an oven with much ease.

Note that it only comes by itself instead of a pair like other oven gloves.

The Boss & The Real Boss Apron Set

This is a 2-piece set of apron for couples based on the relationship goal: couples who cook together stay together. It makes a great housewarming gift idea for newlyweds.

These ‘The Boss’ and ‘The Real Boss’ aprons are made from extra-durable fabrics guaranteed to withstand the test of time. Handle with proper care and they will not shrink or wrinkle over time.

No worries about the size as these matching aprons come with adjustable neck and waist sizes, which will surely fit anyone.

Cards Against Humanity

Board games bring people together! While chess, Othello, monopoly or scrabble are too familiar and might be boring to some, why not try a different option?

This pack of Cards Against Humanity is a funny game in which one player asks a question from a black card, and everyone else answers with their funniest white card. The rule is simple but certainly will crack people up during the party.

Keep it in mind that for a strict person, the cards might be too much for a family game.

Toilet Timer

The toilet is the best place to procrastinate, and while it is fun, it does yourself no good at all. But how to stop being a poo-procrastinator, you may ask?

Let this toilet timer help. It is a unique sand timer that gives you 5 minutes to do your own business. It might not be always useful, but explosively funny.

DRINK-1-PALOOZA Board Game

You can never get too many board games at home. How about adding this funny DRINK-1-PALOOZA to your collection? It combines all the ‘old-school’ and ‘new-school’ game (PONG, KINGS CUP, QUARTERS, for example) into one.

The best thing about this board game is it allows up to 12 players or 6 teams at a time. More people, more fun!

When you buy this item, you will have everything to get the ball rolling. The set includes ping-pong balls, a deck of playing cards, dice, six-game pieces, and mini bottles. Despite a lot of accessories, the gameplay is incredibly easy. Take a look at the instruction for more info.

Fish Slippers

A pair of fish slippers work to break the stress up and give you good chuckle whenever at home. And it is more than an ornament. As slippers, the pair is of exceptionally high quality.

In particular, these slippers are environmentally friendly, non-toxic, waterproof, and easy to clean. Plus, they are resistant to wear and tear, thereby offering long service. The insole has non-slip, elastic, and shockproof features to enhance the overall ease of use.

Brain Bookends

Bookworms love everything about books, and bookends are no exception. If you are having a headache over what to buy as a housewarming gift for your bookworm friend, these brain bookends might be a good idea. They are eye-catching and can be used as a decoration on the bookshelf.

Crafted out of polyresin, these items are thick and sturdy to give your books enough support. Be assured that they can hold small books well.

Coleman Portable Inflatable Spa Hot Tub

An inflatable hot tub is a thoughtful housewarming present idea. For a small house, having a hard-side hot tub is out of the question as it takes a lot of space and money to install one. At that time, an inflatable item makes a great replacement. It is not so durable in the long run, but at least, it offers almost the same relaxing experience in an affordable, space-saving package.

This Coleman SaluSpa hot tub is even better than a hard-side equivalent. This is thanks to several advanced features, including a rapid heating system, integrated water filtration, cushioned floor, etc. It heats up quickly and can accommodate up to 4 four people at a time.

The Bottom Line

This is the end of today’s list. Hopefully, these funny housewarming gift ideas will bring you and your friend close together after the housewarming party.

Other Ideas

• If the new homeowner is male, check out the best housewarming gifts for guys.
• Besides cats, dragons, and sharks, why not try wolves, turtles, or panda.